Unicorn Poop Soap : smell like a fecal rainbow! – One bar
- Product Dimensions: 1 x 2.5 x 4 inches ; 5 ounces
- Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces
- Smelling like poop has never been so delightful!
- A fruitiful array of colors and aromas!
- Leaves your skin feeling smooth and magical!
- Reported to bring good luck to whoever licks the soapy splendor! (don’t actually lick the soap. It’s soapy)
- One bar, wrapped in a pink organza bag with a tag (pictured)
Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variationof “Can I eat this? Are you sure I can’t eat this?” and then “Can I lick it,at least?” It is a Willy Wonka-style layered assortment of scents BY COLOR,including a non-specific range of birthday cake, blueberry muffin, cola,butterscotch, and vanilla (the flavors change all the time, though). Not onlythat, it is BURSTING with SO MUCH GLITTER YOU’LL BE FORCED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPSJUST TO DESCRIBE IT!!! Think this is hyperbole? IT IS NOT! The poop… uh, SOAP, comes segmented and wrapped in a lovely organza bag witha very adorable label. It is fully suitable for giving children or otherpeople who really need to smell better and/or you need to track (due to themagic of their glitter trail). Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is bothdelightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if youwish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). Wemake them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves toyou. Please note, there is only ONE soap included. Someone thought there would bemany and was disappointed, so I wanted to let you know. But really, one pieceof poop is enough for every shower. Trust me on this.
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